In the Words of Jason Garrett's Favorite Singer, If You Gotta Go, Go Now

Sure, there's -- has been for months, though it's a rather uninspired site all things considered. But a Friend of Unfair Park sends word of this site calling for Jason Garrett's head, which was set up after yesterday's Worst Game in the History of Ever. Sign the petition, pro or con. Say, can we get a do-over? --Robert Wilonsky

Update: Not five minutes after I posted this, two Friends alerted me to the fact the online poll has been replaced with the message, "This form can no longer accept submissions." Then again, the poll was kind of beside the point.

Update to the Update: Jason Garrett will interview for the head coaching position with a team he can't make any worse than it already is.

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