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Now it's gonna be Lindsay Lohan playing Lucy Ewing in the big-screen Dallas. No, wait, Jessica Simpson. No, wait, Lindsay Lohan. No, wait, I DO NOT GIVE A DAMN. Though, clearly, I do. Especially when there's (the rumor of) a let's-take-it-outside catfight involved. --Robert Wilonsky