Stuff That Ain't Really Sports Stuff

Last Night's American Music Awards: A Synopsis

What I gleaned amidst the crooners and cleavage:

*Former Stone Temple Pilots' front man Scott Wieland is (still) on something.

*Paris Hilton is (still) annoying.

*Mariah Carey is (still) hot.

*Jamie Foxx is cocky with a capital 'K'.

*Kanye West wants to be Elvis. Making the feat even more unlikely, he's apparently he's going to try it while dressed like a rodeo clown. - Richie Whitt

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