What I gleaned amidst the crooners and cleavage:
*Former Stone Temple Pilots' front man Scott Wieland is (still) on something.
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*Paris Hilton is (still) annoying.
*Mariah Carey is (still) hot.
*Jamie Foxx is cocky with a capital 'K'.