Over the weekend, Martellus Bennett posted this video in which he's sporting a Dallas Cowboys helmet while throwing down some decidedly NSFW rhymes that are, let's face it, not terribly tight for a tight end. Only way it coulda been worse? If he'd beensporting Mom jeans
, which are worth some 502 comments on theUs
magazine Web site. (Yousaid
you wanted more Jessica. Sorry --that was Martellus Bennett
.) With the appropriate tip o' the helmet to
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Update: Guess someone told MartyB to knock it off. Because he's taken down the video. Surely someone downloaded the video, not that it's worth keeping.