Once An Aggie ...

Over the weekend, Martellus Bennett posted this video in which he's sporting a Dallas Cowboys helmet while throwing down some decidedly NSFW rhymes that are, let's face it, not terribly tight for a tight end. Only way it coulda been worse? If he'd been

sporting Mom jeans

, which are worth some 502 comments on the


magazine Web site. (You


you wanted more Jessica. Sorry --

that was Martellus Bennett

.) With the appropriate tip o' the helmet to

Dallas Sports Fans


Update: Guess someone told MartyB to knock it off. Because he's taken down the video. Surely someone downloaded the video, not that it's worth keeping.

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