Please, Just Ask Yourself, Tony: What Would Roger Do?

Tony Romo's graduated from gossip-item fodder to magazine covers -- you saw his Us Weekly close-up last week, right? Well, after the jump is the latest In Touch Weekly cover, which is even better. And though it's probably all lies, damned lies, it's a right tickle nonetheless -- though not as big a smile as the rumor that Jessica wants the Cowboys QB to star in the music video for the worst song in the history of fake country music. --Robert Wilonsky

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