We're not exactly known at UP for posting help-wanted ads, but we'll make an exception for a notice we noticed this afternoon. Seems the American Airlines Center's looking for a new director of event marketing, which sounds from the description like a very big gig: "Develops and implements public relations for the American Airlines Center, Center Operating Company, Dallas Mavericks and Dallas Stars," among the myriad other heavy-duty responsibilities listed on the info page. Requirements, etc., listed as well. But, look, it wouldn't hurt if a Friend of Unfair Park got the gig, dig? --Robert Wilonsky

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