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Uh-oh. Our worst fears may soon be upon us. The Cowboys just released Keyshawn Johnson, minutes after the Eagles released Terrell Owens. Johnson was Dallas' leading receiver last season. Owens would fill that need, albeit with a ton of extra baggage. (See: psycho.) Put two and two together, and will the Apocalypse be here by sundown? --Richie Whitt