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Redneck Heaven's Painted Breasts Run Afoul of the Good People of Lewisville (NSFW)

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This is the second time in as many years that Redneck Heaven has goaded the council into action. Back in 2011, a resident complained that servers were wearing only pasties to cover their breasts. Here's how Star Local News explained the decision:

The amended ordinance redefines "nudity or state of nudity" to restrict certain attire from being worn by wait staff unless the business has an SOB permit. The amended definition now includes the lower portion of a breast. It reads "nudity or a state of nudity is the appearance of a human bare buttock, anus, male genitals, female genitals or female breast; or a state of dress which fails to completely and opaquely cover a human buttock, anus, male genitals, female genitals or part of a female breast or breasts that is situated below a point immediately above the top of the areola."

But the current proposal is much more sweeping and will have a tremendous impact on how Redneck Heaven conducts business. Here are just a few examples of things that will no longer provide adequate coverage of nipple/breast/buttocks/crotch:

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Eric Nicholson
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