Summon the Invisible Swordsman

According to the conservative talk radio station KLIF-AM (570), UTA professor and Texas native Jose Guitierrez wants to "kill the gringos." Guitierrez reportedly said, "We have an aging white America...They are dying...We've got to eliminate the gringo, and what I mean by that, if the worst comes to the worst, we've got to kill him." I totally get where Mr. Guitierrez is coming from and all, being gringo myself, but I wonder what he thinks about the Three Amigos. If it wasn't for them, after all, El Guapo would still be terrorizing the village of Santa Poco. I guess Lucky Day said it best, "In a way, each of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo." For Mr. Guitierrez, I guess, El Guapo is me. --Jesse Hyde

Additional reporting by Merritt Martin and Noah W. Bailey.

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