Thanks to the Dallas Museum of Art for posting to YouTube DJ Spooky's six-minute dissertation on Marcel Duchamp, taped at the DMA during That Subliminal Kid's recent Late Night appearance-slash-performance. Only, why'd you disable the embedding, oh, DMA? We weren't gonna make fun of the crowd, swear. (We're no more graceful, trust us.) Let us post it, and we will definitely make it to the October 19 shindig, which promises "an evening of mystery and magic!" starring the likes of Danse Macabre, the Arts District Chorale, hay rides around the Arts District and ... Ghosthustler? In. Though shouldn't you have had a guy named Spooky closer to Halloween? --Robert Wilonsky

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