Today's Sign the Apocalypse Is Nigh: Redneck Heaven Is Getting Its Own Reality Show

We don't know Jenni's last name. We don't know if she went to business school. We just know that she's the marketing coordinator for Redneck Heaven and that she's a genius.

How else to explain the enormous number of pixels devoted here and elsewhere to the local breastaurant empire's important fight against small-minded bureaucrats for the right to display painted breasts? And how else to explain the reality show MTV is now producing?

So Jenni, while Miley's ill-advised twerk overshadowed the trailer for Big Tips Texas during this weekend's Video Music Awards, we salute you. MTV, we wish you would go away.

(h/t Frontburner)

See also: -Redneck Heaven's Painted Breasts Run Afoul of the Good People of Lewisville (NSFW) -Lewisville City Council Effectively Bans Redneck Heaven's "Anything But Clothes" Day -Redneck Heaven's Painted Breasts Are Now Drawing the Ire of the Fort Worth City Council

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