Sorry, can't help it -- avert your eyes, what can I say. But here's Tony Romo, quoted today: "I guess you date Jessica Simpson, that makes you fearless!" Why did he say it? Where did he say it? And who was he with when he said it? Well, if you wanna find out, all you have to do it click here. In unrelated news, Mike Huckabee is this close to having Chuck Norris kick your ass. --Robert Wilonsky
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