If you're not quite right for Playboy or FHM--and, yeah, we know you so are--there's always this shot at instant fame: Top Hair! (which is better than the show's original title: Back Hair!--thanks, try the veal). This weekend, TV production company Revielle will be doing Bravo's dirty work by auditioning contestants for the net's latest reality show, which has to do with, what else, hair stylists. (We imagine it's sort of like Project Runway, but with, ya know, hair. Or is that called Top Chef?) Auditions will take place October 29 and 30 at the Texas Beauty Show, which is the staff's nickname for Andrea Grimes, go figure.
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If you want to audition, instructions are available here, where it says: "Bravo is going to give a group of talented hair stylists the opportunity to show America their talent and creativity! Do you think you have what it takes to become a star of the hair styling world and compete to become the next top hair stylist?" Well, do you? Do you? Good luck with all that. --Robert Wilonsky