Whitt's End

Whitt's End: 3.19.10

Whether you're at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt's End:

*Fort Worth Star-Telegram columnist Randy Galloway - who's forgotten more Rangers' baseball than I'll ever learn - says a disgruntled former employee blackmailed the organization and ultimately leaked the story of manager Ron Washington's failed drug test to the media. Made perfect sense to me, until Newy and I asked GM Jon Daniels about the theory and he said "I don't know how it got out." But if not the employee (Zack Minasian and Rudy Jaramillo would be "persons of interest"), then how'd this story surface? One thing's for sure: Nothing is secret in baseball.

*The Rangers say they couldn't tell their fans about Washington's episode because of Major League Baseball's "confidentiality clause." So when SI.com breaks the story, what happened to that clause? Seems to me they should've stood by their clause and responded with a simple "No comment."

*And ... we're off. Washington said he hopes this incident doesn't follow him the rest of his career. Good luck with all that. You'd have to be dumber than beetle dung to think opposing stadium's won't play Clapton's "Cocaine" every time Wash strides to the mound for a pitching change. And the stuff like this is just getting started.

*My bracket? Thanks for asking. 13-3 on Thursday including the upsets by Murray State, Washington and St. Mary's.

*By the way, no way in heck I believe a man tries cocaine for the first and only time in his life at age 57. You?

*Went Tuesday for my annual physical. But this time - two days later - doctor's office calls and says "we've got the results of your blood test and you need to come in for a follow-up." Gulpygulpgulp. After a couple of squeamish hours on Thursday, it wasn't so bad: High cholesterol.

*Former Cowboy Rocket Ismael has a new job. As a reporter for the Professional Bull Riders Tour on Country Music Television. Weird.

*Hot.

*Not.

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