Never underestimate the power of a well-placed flip of nipple tassel. That's what my grandmother always told me, anyway.
Grandpa always looked so happy ...
It's okay if you don't have the shimmy to shake or if your trunk junk drags deep. Burlesque is about celebrating what you got: You.
The Lollie Bombs have been embracing that mantra and making men awkwardly shift in chairs since '06, and tonight, their original cast members are back for a reunion show. Part of the night's revelry is in honor of Miss Roxie Moxie's return. The glittery deviant now flips fire sticks and pops balloon dresses in Seattle, so a treasured variety show with old friends is a celebratory affair, indeed.
Just to gussy the night up more, it's being held at the Lakewood. So sit back, untuck your shirt (you'll thank me on your walk out), and receive a hearty dose of glamour. And if you're lucky, some nipple tassel in the eye.
General admission is only $23, but if you're a baller, VIP seats and table service are available. They'll run from $33 to $125. Doors open at 8 p.m., and the girls get all shaky at 9 p.m., so hustle.
