We can also agree that Die Hard II is bearable, Die Hard With a Vengeance is amazing and anything beyond that is, well, at least they've all got Bruce Willis in them.
Disagree? Proof: The guy who smashed my car window took John McTiernan's original from my boxset, then left the others littered on the floor mats. Even on meth he made a logical decision.
If you want to see Bruce Willis scamper barefoot through elevator shafts and say "yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker" on the big screen, you're in luck. Thirty Dallas movie houses are showing the thing. Here's the schedule.
Alamo Drafthouse, Richardson (100 N. Central Expressway, Richardson) — 8:45 p.m. on Friday, Dec. 15; 10:50 p.m. on Saturday, Dec. 16; 8:45 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 17; 8:55 p.m. on Monday, Dec. 18 through Thursday, Dec. 21.
Alamo Drafthouse, Cedars (1005 Botham Jean Blvd.) — 9:55 p.m. on Friday, Dec. 15; 10:05 a.m. and 9:55 p.m. on Saturday, Dec. 16; 9:45 p.m. on Sunday, Dec. 17; 2:30 p.m. on Monday, Dec. 18; 9:45 p.m. on Tuesday, Dec. 19; 9:45 p.m. on Wednesday, Dec. 20.
Alamo Drafthouse, Denton (3220 Town Center Trail, Denton) — 8 p.m. on Friday, Dec. 15; 9:55 p.m. on Saturday, Dec. 16; 8 p.m. on Sunday, Dec. 17 through Wednesday, Dec. 20.
AMC Burleson 14 (301 W. Rendon Crowley Rd., Burleson) — 10:15 p.m. on Friday, Dec. 15; 10:10 p.m. on Saturday, Dec. 16; 9 p.m. on Sunday, Dec. 17; 9:30 p.m. on Monday, Dec. 18 through Wednesday, Dec. 20.
AMC Dine-In Clearfork 8 (5015 Trailhead Bend Way, Fort Worth) — 10:45 p.m. on Friday, Dec. 15 through Sunday, Dec. 17; 10:30 p.m. on Monday, Dec. 18 through Wednesday, Dec. 20.
AMC Grapevine Mills 24 (3150 Grapevine Mills Parkway, Grapevine) — 8:30 p.m. on Friday, Dec. 15, and Saturday, Dec. 16; 8:20 p.m. on Sunday, Dec. 17; noon on Monday, Dec. 18; 8:25 p.m. on Tuesday, Dec. 19.
AMC Dine-In Mesquite 30 (19919 Lyndon B. Johnson Freeway, Mesquite) - Noon and 7 p.m. on Friday, Dec. 15; 10:05 a.m. and 5:15 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 16, and Sunday, Dec. 17; noon and 7 p.m. on Monday, Dec. 18 through Wednesday, Dec. 20.
AMC Dine-In Stonebriar 24 (2601 Preston Rd., Frisco) — 7:40 p.m. on Friday, Dec. 15; 7:20 p.m. on Saturday, Dec. 16; 2:20 p.m. on Sunday, Dec. 17; 5:35 p.m. on Monday, Dec. 18 through Wednesday, Dec. 20.
AMC Firewheel 18 (100 Coneflower Dr., Garland) — 8:55 p.m. on Friday, Dec. 15 through Sunday, Dec. 17; 9:30 p.m. on Monday, Dec. 18; 9:25 p.m. on Tuesday, Dec. 19, and Wednesday, Dec. 20.
AMC Irving Mall 14 (2433 Irving Mall, Irving) — 10:35 p.m. on Friday, Dec. 15, and Saturday, Dec. 16; 9:40 p.m. on Sunday, Dec. 17; 8 p.m. on Monday, Dec. 18 through Wednesday, Dec. 20.
AMC Lake Worth 14 (6600 NW Loop 820, Fort Worth) — 10:25 p.m. on Friday, Dec. 15, and Saturday, Dec. 16; 8:40 p.m. on Sunday, Dec. 17; 8:45 p.m. on Monday, Dec. 18 through Wednesday, Dec. 20.
AMC NorthPark 15 (8687 N. Central Expressway) — 6:15 and 9:20 p.m. on Sunday, Dec. 17; 3, 6 and 8:50 p.m. on Monday, Dec. 18 through Wednesday, Dec. 20.
AMC Palace 9 (220 E. Third St., Fort Worth) — 10:30 p.m. on Friday, Dec. 15, and Saturday, Dec. 16; 9:10 p.m. on Sunday, Dec. 17; 9:55 p.m. on Monday, Dec. 18 through Wednesday, Dec. 20.
AMC The Parks at Arlington 18 (3861 S. Cooper St., Arlington) — 8:45 p.m. on Friday, Dec. 15 through Sunday, Dec. 17; 10:15 p.m. on Monday, Dec. 18 through Wednesday, Dec. 20.
AMC Village on the Parkway 9 (5100 Belt Line Road, Addison) — 9:15 p.m. on Friday, Dec. 15 through Wednesday, Dec. 20.
Cinemark Allen 16 (921 State Highway 121, Allen) — 12:10, 3:20 and 6:30 p.m. on Friday, Dec. 15; 10:05 a.m. and 1:25, 4:35 and 7:50 p.m. on Saturday, Dec. 16; 10:10 a.m. and 1:25, 4:35 and 7:50 p.m. on Sunday, Dec. 17; 12:10, 3:20 and 6:40 p.m. on Monday, Dec. 18; 12:10 and 3:20 p.m. on Tuesday, Dec. 19; 12:10, 3:20 and 6:40 p.m. on Wednesday, Dec. 20.
Cinemark Alliance Town Center (9228 Sage Meadow Trail, Fort Worth) — 3:45 and 10:25 p.m. on Friday, Dec. 15; 12:40 and 9:40 p.m. on Saturday, Dec. 16; 3:45 and 10:15 p.m. on Sunday, Dec. 17; 11:45 a.m. and 2:55 and 8:15 p.m. on Monday, Dec. 18; 10 am and 12:35, 3:40, 6:45 and 9:55 p.m. on Tuesday, Dec. 19; 10:55 a.m. and 2:10, 5:15 and 8:25 p.m. on Wednesday, Dec. 20.
Cinemark Dallas (11819 Webb Chapel Road) — 10:45 p.m. on Friday, Dec. 15 through Wednesday, Dec. 20.
Cinemark Denton 14 (2825 Wind River Lane, Denton) — 12:50, 4, 7:15 and 10:25 p.m. on Friday, Dec. 15; 12:50 and 10:25 p.m. on Saturday, Dec. 16; 3:45 and 10:15 p.m. on Sunday, Dec. 17; 1:05, 4:10, 7:15 and 10:25 p.m. on Monday, Dec. 18; 12:50, 4, 7:15 and 10:25 p.m. on Tuesday, Dec. 19, and Wednesday, Dec. 20.
Cinemark Grand Prairie (220 W. Westchester Parkway, Grand Prairie) — 10:25 a.m. and 12:45 and 9:50 p.m. on Friday, Dec. 15; 10:45 p.m. on Saturday, Dec. 16 through Wednesday, Dec. 20.
Cinemark Legacy (7201 N. Central Expressway, Plano) — 10:45 p.m. on Friday, Dec. 15 throughWednesday, Dec. 20.
Cinemark Lewisville (2401 S. Stemmons Freeway, Lewisville) — 8:30 p.m. on Friday, Dec. 15 through Wednesday, Dec. 20.
Cinemark North East Mall 18 (1101 Melbourne Rd., Hurst) — 11:05 a.m. and 12:50, 4, 7:25 and 10:35 p.m. on Friday, Dec. 15; 10:45 p.m. on Saturday, Dec. 16 through Wednesday, Dec. 20.
Cinemark Tinseltown Grapevine (911 State Highway 114, Grapevine) — 10 p.m. on Friday, Dec. 15; 12:45 p.m. on Saturday, Dec. 16; 10 a.m. on Sunday, Dec. 17; 9:40 a.m. and 12:50, 4, 7:10 and 10:20 p.m. on Monday, Dec. 18 through Wednesday, Dec. 20.
Cinemark West Plano (3800 Dallas Parkway, Plano) — 12:30 and 10 p.m. on Friday, Dec. 15 through Sunday, Dec. 17; 11:35 a.m. and 2:50 and 8:25 p.m. on Monday, Dec. 18; 12:25, 3:40 and 10:20 p.m. on Tuesday, Dec. 19; 11:35 a.m. and 2:50, 6:15 and 9:20 p.m. on Wednesday, Dec. 20.
Galaxy Theatres, Grandscape (5740 Grandscape Blvd., The Colony) — 10:25 p.m. on Friday, Dec. 15, and Saturday, Dec. 16; 10:45 p.m. on Sunday, Dec. 17; 7:10 and 10:35 p.m. on Monday, Dec. 18 through Wednesday, Dec. 20.
Strike + Reel (5902 N. President George Bush Highway, Garland) — 8:05 and 11:05 p.m. on Friday, Dec. 15 through Wednesday, Dec. 20.
Studio Movie Grill, Spring Valley (13933 N. Central Expressway) — 1, 4:15 and 10:45 p.m. on Friday, Dec. 15; 4:15 and 10:45 p.m. on Saturday, Dec. 16; 1 and 10:45 p.m. on Sunday, Dec. 17; 4:15 p.m. on Monday, Dec. 18 through Wednesday, Dec. 20.
Texas Theatre (231 W. Jefferson Blvd.) — 3 p.m. on Sunday, Dec. 24, and 5 p.m. on Christmas Day.