Editor's Note: As they have in years' past, our sister paper Miami New Times spent an early January weekend at sea, covering EDM festival Holy Ship!!! Here's what they saw.
Photo by Ian Witlen
Have you ever seen a gingerbread man with no arms do the shimmy? What about two sharks going at it in shallow water? Seriously, who doesn't want to see a drunk dude having the time of his life, only to fall flat on his ass?
It's the simple things in life that bring the greatest joy. And luckily for LOLs, the party people of Holy Ship!!! 2014 had some weird, sexy, messy moves.
We dug through the collective footage of the entire Ship Fam universe to find the best and most hysterical dance moves the festival had to offer. Did you make the cut?
Courtesy of Taylor Spoon
Now Do the Sharkie Shake Holy great white, these two were really going at it on the private island.
Courtesy of James Campbell
Bro Love Breakdown Grab your homie, dosey doe, spin him 'round and - Oh, shit!
Courtesy of Felicity Murray
Discorama Did this boogie fiend just discover the best batch of Red Bull ever or what?
Courtesy of Denis McMahon
Bro Point His favorite part of the song is the drop that goes pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
Courtesy of Denis McMahon
Assquake We're dizzy just watching this, but we can't look away.
Courtesy of Yanki Colon
Cluck-Cluck Hustle Don't mind him, he's just a chicken-headed fool.
Courtesy Yanki Colon
Turtle Slip 'n Slide Giant marine reptiles are perfect props for beach games. Just watch out for the salmonella.
Courtesy of Mark Kincaid
Blow Up Banger When you can't find a dancing partner, inflate one.
Courtesy of Roberto Fernandez
Gingerbread Grind Seriously, though, this is one of the most bizarre things we've ever seen.
Courtesy of Mark Kincaid
DJ Bro-Out Arm Wave Awww, they all love each other. Even superstar jocks aren't ashamed to get a lil' touchy-feely. Don't hold back!
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