Listomania: The 30 Best Songs About Genitalia

If Cee-Lo wrote the greatest song of all humankind with "Fuck You," which has sufficiently taken over the Internet this week, then Meat Loaf certainly deserves a firm No. 2 spot for his own masterpiece, "California Isn't Big Enough (Hey There Girl)," a song that finds the 62-year-old singing, quite...

By DC9 At Night

August 25, 2010

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If Cee-Lo wrote the greatest song of all humankind with "Fuck You," which has sufficiently taken over the Internet this week, then Meat Loaf certainly deserves a firm No. 2 spot for his own masterpiece, "California Isn't Big Enough (Hey There Girl)," a song that finds the 62-year-old singing, quite proudly, "I can barely fit my dick in my pants."

Crazy, right? Uh-huh.

Well, turns out, the Dallas-born Meat Loaf Aday will be performing his own brand of cock rock at the House of Blues on Thursday--and, in his honor, we've decided to dedicate a list to his... uh, presence.

So, without further ado, check out our list of the top 30 songs about genitalia right now.

Well, OK, check it out--all of it, baby--after the jump.

1. Arab Strap "Packs of Three"

2. Nirvana "Heart Shaped Box"

3. Bull Moose Jackson "Big Ten Inch"

4. Prince "Pussy Control"

5. Chuck Berry "My Ding-A-Ling"

6. Riskay "Smell Yo Dick"

7. Fred Schneider "Monster"

8. King Missle "Detachable Penis"

9. Pantera "Use My Third Arm"

10. The Rolling Stones "Cocksucker Blues"

11. Li'l Wayne "Lollipop"

12. Khia "My Neck, My Back"

13. Too Short "My Dick, My Sac"

14. Theater Fire "The Testicle Song"

15. PJ Harvey "Rub Til It Bleeds"

16. Homer Henderson "Hillbilly Pecker"

17. Grinderman "No Pussy Blues"

18. AC/DC "Big Balls"

19. Isaac Hayes "Chocolate Salty Balls"

20. Primus "Wynonna's Big Brown Beaver"

21. Slick Rick "Lick The Balls"

22. Missy Elliot "Work It"

23. Too Short "Cocktales"

24. XTC "Pink Thing"

25. Nerf Herder "I've Got A Boner For Christmas"

26. Elvis Presley "A Big Hunk O' Love"

27. Monty Python "The Penis Song"

28. Jack Black/Mr. Show "Don't Stick Your Dick In These Holes"

29. Sheena Easton "Sugar Walls"

30. Uncle Bonsai "Penis Envy"

30. The Cramps "Can Your Pussy Do the Dog?"

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