Take your chances of driving like Senator Ted and earn bonus points for picking up "golden lobbyist coins" and pink elephants while trying not to damage your car. Pick up bonus coins and prescription capsules while steering like Representative Patrick and, that's right, avoid damaging your car. The goal for both Kennedys is Capitol Hill, and the real difficulty (naturally) lies in the increased simulated inebriation that occurs the more points you pick up and the more dings and fender benders you incur. Of course, after the car is totaled (and I don't care if you draw Ted or Patrick, you're going to total the damn car), the responsible folks over at Blockdot remind all players to never drive under the influence (ie., "Like a Kennedy") and to "vote often." But our favorite parts are definitely the Kennedy-esque vocal tracks ("Wheh ah the ladies at?" and "I can't feel my toes" are fine examples), being unable to avoid flipping the car off the trailer truck and the poignant music denoting our drunken failure. Ah, so this is what it's like to be a Kennedy for a day. --Merritt Martin