I’ll Admit, This Item has Zero to do with Sports

This, come to find out, is called The Peach Gobbler. I'll never eat fruit the same again. Was doing “research” this morning for a possible blog item. One of these days I’m going to rank the hottest women in Dallas TV sports, or maybe just Dallas TV overall. (Suggestion box...

By Richie Whitt

September 25, 2008

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This, come to find out, is called The Peach Gobbler. I'll never eat fruit the same again.

Was doing “research” this morning for a possible blog item. One of these days I’m going to rank the hottest women in Dallas TV sports, or maybe just Dallas TV overall.

(Suggestion box = Open.)

But, just like that, I got very distracted. Somehow – the Internet is so persuasive – I landed on the web site of our Village Voice Media sister paper down south, The Houston Press.

Seems our alternative siblings are recovering from Hurricane Ike by looking at naked women.

Relax, it’s all in the name of literature and book reviews and such. (Wink.)

First, we publish Swingtown. And now comes Lesbian Sex: 101 Lovemaking Positions.

RIP, mainstream media. -- Richie Whitt

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