Jerry Jones Wants You (To Answer Phone Calls and Take Reservations)

Or, another entry in the ongoing Unfair Park series "Local Sports Venue Help-Wanted Ad." Texas Stadium has but one season left till it becomes Irving's Reunion Arena. Which doesn't mean it's not too late to work for Mister Jerry: Says here the joint's looking for someone to work as the...

By Robert Wilonsky

June 27, 2008

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Or, another entry in the ongoing Unfair Park series "Local Sports Venue Help-Wanted Ad." Texas Stadium has but one season left till it becomes Irving's Reunion Arena. Which doesn't mean it's not too late to work for Mister Jerry: Says here the joint's looking for someone to work as the coordinator at the Stadium Club, which means you'll be charged with "handling all incoming reservation calls, ensuring the accuracy of the data, maintaining customer/reservation database, contacting clientele via mail outs and other means, and assisting with general office duties." Too hard for me, what with all the "accuracy." But you might dig it -- the trip to the buffet line, especially. --Robert Wilonsky

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