After the jump, perhaps the most confusing video ever, featuring the likes of Mark Cuban, Jason Kidd, "Disco" Dirk Nowitzki (wha?) and other Dallas Mavericks during their sojourn to Canada a couple of weeks ago. The host is a YouTube put-on named Kayvon, who's been known to hassle celebs during their trips to Ontario; seem to recall seeing him lurking outside some Toronto International Film Festival events a while back (poor, poor Michael Caine). Cuban, who's got himself a piece of another movie theater chain. is a little tickled by the whole thing; "Herr Nowitzki," less so. --Robert Wilonsky