Actually, the dude said, "This ain't motherfuckin' Girls Gone Wild, man" whilst addressing our favorite Barking Dog who will roam the wilds of Lower Greenville looking for YouTube-able footage. Haven't checked in with Avi Adelman's channel in a few weeks -- turns out, he's got two vids posted in connection with the item "Lower Greenville as a metaphor for a war zone. Discuss!" One of the shorts is too long -- about eight minutes' worth of people standing around following ... sorry, but it is a "bottle attack" or "Bottle Rocket Attack," Avi? (I'm having a Bottle Rocket attack this very moment.) This video's much shorter. And much funnier. Don't tell Avi I said that. --Robert Wilonsky