This Explains Everything

Dunno how or where this pic found its way onto the Web; word is MySpace, to which we'd add the inevitable, "Ya think?" All we know for sure is this was snapped after the Mavs took the Western Conference title from Phoenix, and that Dirk ain't been quite right since...

By Robert Wilonsky

June 20, 2006

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Dunno how or where this pic found its way onto the Web; word is MySpace, to which we'd add the inevitable, "Ya think?" All we know for sure is this was snapped after the Mavs took the Western Conference title from Phoenix, and that Dirk ain't been quite right since. But by now, the hangover's been hung up to dry--right, pal? All better? Better be. And for a bonus, here's the footage of Dirk throwing his temper tantrum Sunday night. Somebody had better get his head right with ball real quick. Tip-off's in 4:26 and counting.--Robert Wilonsky

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