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25 Signs You Dine Out Too Much in Dallas

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16. You know exactly how many inches taller you are than Stephan Pyles.

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17. You named your dog McCallister. When he goes to take a dump, you say "he's foraging."

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18. The Sprinkles Cupcake ATM speaks your name when you order from it, like KITT from Knight Rider.

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19. Jeana and Colleen asked you what their next restaurant concept should be.

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20. You count picking up at Jimmy's as making dinner.

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21. You've eaten Luscher's Post Oak items at more than three different locations.

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22. You know the names of the last five bars that have occupied the space currently occupied by Tried & True, and you ate at all of them.

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23. You've scooped Teresa Gubbins.

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24. When you get home from work, you wait in your driveway for the valet.

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25. Bruno calls you when he's sad.

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If more than five of these signs apply to you, maybe try going to a grocery store soon and buying something other than toiletries, huh? Baby steps.

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