16. You know exactly how many inches taller you are than Stephan Pyles.
17. You named your dog McCallister. When he goes to take a dump, you say "he's foraging."
18. The Sprinkles Cupcake ATM speaks your name when you order from it, like KITT from Knight Rider.
19. Jeana and Colleen asked you what their next restaurant concept should be.
20. You count picking up at Jimmy's as making dinner.
21. You've eaten Luscher's Post Oak items at more than three different locations.
22. You know the names of the last five bars that have occupied the space currently occupied by Tried & True, and you ate at all of them.
23. You've scooped Teresa Gubbins.
24. When you get home from work, you wait in your driveway for the valet.
25. Bruno calls you when he's sad.
If more than five of these signs apply to you, maybe try going to a grocery store soon and buying something other than toiletries, huh? Baby steps.