Fact*: Fifteen million people are getting burger wasted in Dallas right now. And every day, that number grows higher and higher**. If you or someone you know is burger wasted, please call the number at the bottom of this helpful guide. Pretty, pretty please.
Get more facts*** in this week's cover story, "The Cheap Bastard's Guide to Eating Like a Total Cheap Bastard in Dallas."
*not fact ** still no ***Really, we still need to do the whole stars thing?
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