When I wrote about Ascension's fancy coffee machine and said a monkey with a tamper could make good coffee with the thing, I meant it as a tongue and cheek comment about the automated capabilities of the equipment. Certainly skill is still required to draw flawless java, no matter how technologically advanced the espresso machine is.
A barista from Cultivar Coffee didn't think my comment was funny. He posted his disdain on his Facebook wall, calling for my job.
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SHOW ME HOW
The folks at Ascension though? I think they got it. Check out their new chalkboard art.