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If you command a mob large enough and can get the attention of the account administrators, they will roll up on your 6 and make with the scoops of two flavors vying to be named Ben & Jerry's Taste of Texas. Apparently it's up to us to decide.
Will you favor Bourbon Pecan Pie, the incumbent due to its actual ice cream flavoring, or Bar-B-Que Peach, a Bernie Sanders-like challenger?
H/T: Morning News