Breaking (Like, Breaking Breaking): Hypnotic Donuts is GIVING AWAY BEER TODAY

Hypnotic Donuts. Today. For one glorious hour. From 11 a.m. to noon. They're calling it Lone Star Wednesday. (Because they're giving away Lone Star beers and also it's Wednesday.)...

By Alice Laussade

March 21, 2012

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Hypnotic Donuts.

Today. For one glorious hour. From 11 a.m. to noon.

They're calling it Lone Star Wednesday. (Because they're giving away Lone Star beers and also it's Wednesday.)

You can get your doughnuts and your chicken biscuit and FREE BEER, YOU GUYS!!! AAAAAHHH!!!

WHYAREYOUSTILLREADING?!?!

Get your mouth there.

Sad state of doughnuttery in Dallas, my asshole!! They took a doughnut. They put a bacon on it. Then they were like, "Hmm ... What goes great with crazy doughnuts let's thinkOHYEAHFREEBEERSYOUGUYS!"

Let's high five all the way to Hypnotic's doorstep.

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Alice Laussade writes about food, kids, music, and anything else she finds to be completely ridiculous. She created and hosts the Dallas event, Meat Fight, which is a barbecue competition and fundraiser that benefits the National MS Society. Last year, the event raised $100,000 for people living with MS, and 750 people could be seen shoving sausage links into their faces. And one time, she won a James Beard Award for Humor in Writing. That was pretty cool.

Contact: Alice Laussade