Hypnotic Donuts.

Today. For one glorious hour. From 11 a.m. to noon.

They're calling it Lone Star Wednesday. (Because they're giving away Lone Star beers and also it's Wednesday.)

You can get your doughnuts and your chicken biscuit and FREE BEER, YOU GUYS!!! AAAAAHHH!!!

WHYAREYOUSTILLREADING?!?!

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Get your mouth there.

Sad state of doughnuttery in Dallas, my asshole!! They took a doughnut. They put a bacon on it. Then they were like, "Hmm ... What goes great with crazy doughnuts let's thinkOHYEAHFREEBEERSYOUGUYS!"

Let's high five all the way to Hypnotic's doorstep.

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