But I Don't Want to Go the Fuck There for Drinks

A new website has been making the rounds for the past few weeks. Created by Coolagraphy, a creative consultancy dedicated to cool, wherethefuckshouldIgofordrinks uses your zip code or internet geolocation to offer up random watering holes with a side of salty banter. It's fun for about seven seconds.

Using Dallas as a search string yielded the Cavern Ale House, which nobody at the office had heard of. I tried the office zip code and got this number...

Why the fuck would I want to drink with dogs? I clicked the "this place fucking sucks" button and then Pekers, Brick Joe's, some place in Belgium (zipcode typo, maybe) and Winetastic all followed. Not really my sort of place.

Finally one came up that I recognized...

Yeah, I know that place. A cool little dive with bar food and a patio. But do I really have to click 20 times to find a watering hole? Maybe I should just ask you bastards, instead. Where the fuck should I go for drinks?

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