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Cool Ranch Doritos-Flavored Tacos Coming to Taco Bell This Summer. Whew.

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Do you remember where you were the first time you tried Cool Ranch Doritos? It was 1986, Goose and Mav were killin' karoke in Top Gun, "Rock Me Amadeus" and "Papa Don't Preach" were hits, and parachute pants and leg warmers were both in style. And Cool Ranch Doritos?! Damn, those were good times.

Well, 2012 will be the year remembered for not just one Doritos flavored Taco Bell shell but two. The Huffington Post has confirmed what's been rumored for a while, and even has a time frame: Cool Ranch-flavored taco shells will arrive at Taco Bells this summer. In other words, your summer plans, and America's general downfall, are both complete.

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