Doritos, following the success of Taco Bell's Doritos Locos and continuing the trend of making food taste like more, other foods, is actually making Doritos Locos Tacos Chips which will be flavored like Doritos Chips and Taco Bell's Doritos Locos. Now, let's be clear: Doritos is extracting the flavor out of a Taco Bell shell, NOT the Doritos Locos Taco bell shell which already has Doritos. So, the Taco Bell flavor will combine with the already Dorito-ed Doritos, and form the flavor of the original, new Taco Bell Doritos Locos Tacos in a dual-chipped Dorito.
Using the Inception model of how you create and perceive reality instantly in dreams, we can now see the Frito-Lay model that they've been using all along:
Keep an eye out in the future for new Doritos Doritos flavored like Doritos Doritos and tacos flavored like tacos, and coming soon (!): tacos that absorb the flavor of whatever store you're in and instantly make you buy things. Also, new Pepsi Flavored Doritos Locos Tacos KFC chicken strips. Also, as Clubs Editor Rachel Watts noted here at Observer headquarters, SXSW will be sure to include the Doritos Locos Tacos Chips in their new campaign, Fart by Fart West.
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