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"Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever." (From Aristophanes' The Knights. Yes, he died in 385 BCE, but his wisdom lives on. Besides, it's almost Friday. Time to start thinking about alcohol-fueled pontification.)