The 'Boys venture into this series of dismal, dimly lit exits along I-95 on Sunday night. To help us all to know the King of Prussia mall city a little better...
A recent government study cited Philadelphia as the city with America's highest rate of alcoholism. In a footnote, this same study pointed out that alcoholism was not a problem in this case, it being a necessary catalyst for procreation.*
*We can't seem to locate this document, but remember very clearly either reading it, having it read to us, or listening to someone talk about having read it.
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