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Gloria's is Expanding to Houston. MILF Alert?

The first bit of news here is that Gloria's is expanding its Salvadorian food empire yet again. The restaurant's website confirms they are scheduled to open their first place in Houston this spring, which would make 14 altogether, including one in Austin.

The second bit of news is that, according to CultureMap.com of Houston, MILFs are the most discerning feature at Gloria's. "The Dallas restaurant invasion heats up: MILF-loved Tex-Mex heading to Midtown," the site reports.

Huh?

Obviously we can rebuff part of that headline. Gloria's ain't Tex-Mex.

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And the MILF part? I'm not sure what their research method was, but I would never argue the point of hot ladies sipping margaritas on patios in these parts. I sensed a bitter pattern, though, as I clicked through to another article on CultureMap about Dallas' Burger House and read the first line:

It's taken on faith in Houston that nothing Dallas is, has or does could possibly be better than what we have in H-Town. (Unless you want to win five Super Bowls, but, you know, bygones.)

We also got Nolan Ryan. Don't forget that.

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