I know you've been there. It's late on a Tuesday and your boss has just handed you your ass on your last project. You're tired. You're stressed. You need a drink. And despite having a few bottles of wine on hand you don't have a corkscrew to open any of them.
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I found this handy video on YouTube, and my office door jam in an attempt to release the nectar of the gods. It went poorly. I'm guessing I need a firmer surface?