We're halfway through burger week, so we thought we'd take a break from the carnivorous coverage and take a look at this video from the folks at PETA.
Dubbed Stay Firm and Fresh, the newly released video suggests that men who adopt a vegan diet might be better in bed.
I played the link for a few ladies in my office, and the video did little to impress them. I expected an office awash in estrogen, but instead heard only muted "oh's" and several "oh my's."
None of my test subjects was seduced by the video, and while this was hardly a scientific study, I'm prepared to say that freshly griddled meat is more sexy than a horse carrot strapped to the crotch of a hipster with bad facial hair.
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