Italia Express has been stealthily moving into Oak Lawn, receiving only a small write-up in the Dallas Voice that pointed to an unrelated restaurant with the same name in the Design District.
The recently installed sign is anything but quiet, though. A massive red, white and green marquee emblazoned with the restaurant's name is crowned with an obese Italian caricature that looks ready to pinch your partner's ass while serving you a pie.
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The restaurant is taking over the old Macho Nacho space that closed despite a sexy plate of queso-covered sweet potato fries.