My kids' school a/c was broken by 8:15 this morning. It's going be a long day for those teachers. But, hey, they've had three months off, so they should be good for it, right?
Saturday I texted a lady on the PTA, "Did I order a package of school supplies for so-and-so?"
She texted me back: "No, sorry. But, Walmart has their testicles on sale."
Yes. Testicles. God bless autocorrect.
She apologized in her next text, and I wrote her back if it's that kind of a PTA, maybe I'll join after all.