In Latin, the word simulacrum means "likeness" or "similarity." It's a term often used by philosophers and social theorists (see: Baudrillard) to exemplify the hyper-real. To boil it down: a simulacrum can often be a perverted version of reality.
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So, right as we wash away the fear of the Mayan apocalypse crushing Earth like a soda can, we can now acknowledge Pizza Hut for creating a simulacrum. Over in Singapore, Pizza Hut has spawned a quandary that pizza philosophers will puzzle over: the pizza within the pizza. Others have named it Inception Pizza. I know you want to study this further, so here's some academic bullet points that illustrate what this pizza is:
-There's two crusts because there's an inner pizza and an outer pizza -Which pizza is the real pizza? -There's a cherry in the center for some reason -The inner pizza has chicken and zucchini and pepper Alfredo sauce which is not the same as the outer pizza -The outer pizza has a salsa sauce -The pizza has just been released for December, which could mean it's some higher form of Pizzaing -If you remove the inner pizza from the outer, will this stop the Earth's rotation?
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As Eater points out, this Christmas meal includes two soups and two "Sparkles" drinks for the low, low price of $30.90. Here's to hoping one of you can make it happen. Send photos, will you?