Thursday evening "TexasHoss" was sittin' on his porch pondering life. He had a sweet tea down by the legs of his chair, which was tilted back at an angle only a real cowboy could be comfortable with, while his dusty boots were perched upon the wooden rail in front of him. He stared at his pastures and thought, "I wonder if Senator Wendy Davis likes chili with beans or without? God, I hope without."
He came up with nine more questions, most of them food or drink-related, to ascertain Wendy Davis' commitment to being a Texan. He Tweeted her all 10 questions. She answered. And, we'd say she passed.
Disclaimer: I have no idea if TexasHoss has boots, a porch, likes sweet tea and ponders life at the end of the day. I can only hope.
Following are her answers:
Without, of course! RT @TheTexasHoss: 1. Do you eat your chili with or without beans?
— Wendy Davis (@WendyDavisTexas) July 18, 2013
All of mine are pointy-toed. RT @TheTexasHoss: 2. Do you prefer square, round or pointy-toed boots?
— Wendy Davis (@WendyDavisTexas) July 18, 2013
Unsweet. RT @TheTexasHoss: 3. How do you like your tea? Sweet or unsweet?
— Wendy Davis (@WendyDavisTexas) July 18, 2013
C'mon. Not my first rodeo. But I have been known to bag a quail or two. RT @TheTexasHoss: 4. Have you ever been on a Snipe hunt?
— Wendy Davis (@WendyDavisTexas) July 18, 2013
Dublin Dr Pepper. RT @TheTexasHoss: 5. What's your favorite soft drink?
— Wendy Davis (@WendyDavisTexas) July 18, 2013
Quite a bit. Billy Bob's in Fort Worth and the Broken Spoke in ATX. RT @TheTexasHoss: 6. How many times a year do you go out two-steppin'?
— Wendy Davis (@WendyDavisTexas) July 18, 2013
Take 'em down. RT @TheTexasHoss: 7. Do you take down your outside Christmas lights every year, or do you just leave 'em up?
— Wendy Davis (@WendyDavisTexas) July 18, 2013
Six pair. My favorite ass-kickin' boots are my 10-year-old Luccheses. RT @TheTexasHoss: 8. How many pairs of boots do you own?
— Wendy Davis (@WendyDavisTexas) July 18, 2013
Grew up watching Staubach, but have to say Aikman. RT @TheTexasHoss: 9. Who do you think was the greatest Cowboy quarterback of all time?
— Wendy Davis (@WendyDavisTexas) July 18, 2013
Rahr, the hometown brew! Right now it's Ugly Pug. RT @TheTexasHoss: 10. What brand of beer is chillin' in your fridge?
— Wendy Davis (@WendyDavisTexas) July 18, 2013
Whataburger. No brainer! RT @TheTexasHoss: Okay. How about a bonus question: Burger King or Whataburger?
— Wendy Davis (@WendyDavisTexas) July 18, 2013
