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Slaughterhouse Eight: Steakhouse Serves Reindeer For Christmas

Make that "Slaughterhouse Nine," including the once great Rudolf, pictured here in rare form.

In one of the more disturbing promotions, Park Cities Prime offers reindeer chops through December 30, or as long as the carcasses of Prancer, Cupid and Blitzen are fit to cook. That's right--16 ounces of Dancer steak or the tender Rudolph Special, with asparagus and mashed potatoes for $49--a small price for putting an end to that socialist do-gooder Santa and his flying cattle.

So yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. But thanks to a certain inside the bubble steakhouse, he's stuck in the North Pole. --Dave Faries

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