Dearest St. Louis Cardinals,
City of Ate heard you're heading to town to play a game or two of baseball with our Texas Rangers, and we would like to take a moment to welcome you to our fair city!! Hi!! Welcome! We like your pants!
We know that being a visitor in a new town can be extremely overwhelming. Dallas has so many fine dining establishments to offer, it can be really difficult to choose where to eat when those pesky mealtimes show up. Lucky for you, we're here to help!
Here's a list of five fantastic Dallas restaurants that will be perfect for you players. Be sure to fill up before the big games so you can play your best!
1) Pizza Hut
We know you've gotta be craving some pizza, right? Everyone loves pizza. And here in Dallas, we have the best pizza in the whole world. The best pizza for you in our town is definitely at Pizza Hut. Feast your mouth on this place. Their traditional Neapolitan pizza will blow your mind right into Italy's boobs. You would love it there.
2) Burger King
Check out Burger King for the best burger you deserve. Ask for it rare -- so, so good.
3) Bennigan's, 13350 N. Dallas Parkway
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Mmm. Nothing like food from a restaurant, amiright? Order some of the food they have! It's so great!
4) Underground Trashcan Dinners