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The Porch's Chicken Salad is Pretty Much a Pre-Sauced 20-Piece Nugget Meal Over Lettuce

In my ongoing quest to eat more healthily, I ordered a salad at dinner last night, passing up on the Porch's well regarded Stodg Burger. This is what I got.

I know I only count 18, but come on. There have to be a couple hiding under there, right?

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Joe Tone
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