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This Is How You Get Rid of Your Pumpkin

Like bacon or dogs in Lobster costumes, Halloween has become epic on the Internet. Ok, we admit, we like a good candy list, but it's getting harder and harder not to click on posts with titles like "Car vs. Pumpkin."

As you can see from the video some effing geniuses dropped a "near 1,200 lb." pumpkin onto a POS Pontiac. It does beg the question: how else do you get rid of a giant-ass pumpkin?

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