Mother's Day is coming up. Depending on how many boxes of Girl Scout cookies she sent you this year (or whatever other criteria one judges moms by), you could take her to Denny's or to someplace nice.
Can't make up your mind? Get a live lobster and let her decide the crustacean's fate (although it's best to make sure those pincers are taped shut--otherwise the decision won't be entirely hers).
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