You may have noticed a shortage of posts and the inability to comment on City of Ate today. Well, our servers crashed, our technical people tell us. (We think that's just their way of saying "stop downloading those high-def food-porn movies from Tajikistan.")
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Whatevs. We were lost, but now we're found, and we will be back with a full slate of posts in the morning, when we hope your ability to tell us what you think of us in the comments will be restored. Really, we love hearing how often we disappoint you with our potty mouths and poor food choices. Saves us a long-distance call to Mom.