What the Empty Shelves at Whole Foods Say about Dallasites and Icemageddon

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The meat counter was more interesting. It was completely stocked except for all of the ground beef, fatty, grass-fed or otherwise.

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Beer drinkers on the other hand, were totally well-stocked.

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Saltines: gonzo.

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Water was hit pretty hard, though I should note the bottles of Fiji brand water looked most untouched.

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And canned beans were hit hard across the board, with pinto beans being the most popular.

Based on my experiences in Whole Foods, I learned three important things. For one, drinking is important, especially in times of atmospheric distress. Secondly, (and likely because of that alcohol consumption) Whole Foods is unusually social before major weather events. And finally, every time the weather media goons predict the end of the world, Dallas swims in homemade chili.

And some of them put beans in it.

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