Kill a man? Would you kill a man for an entire year's worth of free Whataburger?
Well, that's understandable, but there's a less time-consuming and more ethical way to go about getting free Whataburger. All you have to do is get to the new Dallas location today. The new store, at 6232 Retail Road and Northwest Highway, opens at 11 a.m., and the first 20 in line get a free meal once every week for a year -- 52 Whatasessions a year without reaching for your wallet. It's probably too late for that, but in addition to the first 20 in line, five raffle winners will be awarded the weekly-for-a-year deal too. Godspeed.