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William Shatner Sings About Fried Turkey, A Cautionary Tale

There are a few things here that are weird, like: William Shatner. The dingle-dangler. William Shatner singing about a dingle-dangler. That scary pot of boiling grease over a fire. Then, finally, this video was produced by an insurance company, which isn't something we typically promote.

But, there are a few pieces of greatness here, like: William Shatner. The dingle-dangler. William Shatner singing about a dingle-dangler. That pot of boiling grease. Then, finally, this video was produced by an insurance company, which isn't something we typically promote.

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Lauren Drewes Daniels is the Dallas Observer's food editor. She started writing about local restaurants, chefs, beer and kouign-amanns in 2011. She's driven through two dirt devils and is certain they were both some type of cosmic force.